Worst: I AM DELICIOUS!
Walaktrout: ye! I love u.
Worst: I love u tu.
Walkatrout: let’s marry!
Worst: sure, my muther will rule your life!
Suddenly, worst’s mother comes in with a scythe in her hand.
Worst mother/Grim Reaper: I am ur mother-in-law. Become my slave or die!
Ben shoots him.
Worst: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-y? y wud u du that? Y wud u du that? My mother will avenge her!
Worst Mother/Grim Reaper: Sure, son.
Worst Mother swings her scythe at ben. The latter transforms into Ghostfreak to defend himself.
Worst Mother/Grim Reaper: Wow. U’re so handsome, marry me!
Ghostfreak: Sure thing!
The scene cuts to the Church, the ringing of bells is heard. Ghostfreak is wearing a tuxedo. The Worst walks her mother down to the aisle who is wearing a beautiful white gown. Morgan Freeman is standing there for no reason.
Morgan Freeman: Do you, Worst Mother slash Grim Reaper take Ben Tennyson slash Ghostfreak as your husband?
Worst Mother/Grim Reaper: Ye.
Morgan Freeman: And do you, Ben Tennyson slash Ghostfreak take Worst Mother slash Grim Reaper as your wife?
Morgan Freeman: Now, the people who have any problem regarding this marriage may speak now or remain silent forever.
Molestache: I du!
Jimmy Jones: I do!
Jimmy’s Mother: wut da heck, son?
Jimmy kicks her in the belly.
Kai: I do!
Gwen: What in the blistering barnacles is going on here?!
Molestache: I luv Worst Mother slash Grim Reaper more than Ben, I will keep her healthy and happy for all the days that she will live.
Gwen: What about u, Jimmy? Y don’t u want dis marriage to occur?
Jimmy: Well, I wasn’t getting a gud picture to post at my blog so I thought maybe I can stall the wedding while Olaf takes the picture. The scene cuts to them looking at Olaf from Frozen who’s taking pictures of Worst Mother and ben.
Olaf: O hey there.
Gwen: And wut about u, Kai?
Kai: Meh, I was just bored so I decided to crash this fake wedding.
Mystery Incorporated: JINKIES! A FAKE WEDDING?!
Ben: Yeah, I hate worst mother. I don’t marry her. Molestache, u can have her as ur wife.
Molestache and Worst Mother: Ye!
Ben: Jimmy and Olaf, u can have your pictures.
Jimmy and Olaf: Ye!
Ben: And Kai, let’s marry for real dis time.
Kevin: What about Gwen and my wedding?
Gwen: What? U really wanna marry me, oh Kevin.
Kevin: Yeah, I even bought u dis epic ring.
Kevin takes out a donut.
Gwen: That’s a…donut.
Kevin: No, sweetheart. This ring is a product of true love.
Gwen: No, it’s a donut.
Suddenly, Kevin explodes. Gwen screams.
Narrator: Whenever a girl screams, Kevin explodes.
Gwen screams, Kevin explodes again.
Narrator: Whenever a girl says ‘no’ Kevin explodes.
Gwen: NO, WA-
Narrator: Whenever a girl says ‘What?’ Kevin explodes.
Gwen: wait, what?
StreetM: Hey, stop, narrator!
Narrator: Make me.
StreetM makes the Narrator to stop.
Narrator: ok, u win, I stop.
StreetM, the new narrator: And then they lived happily forever after.
THE END OR IS IT?
No, it’s not. The scene cuts to 10 years later, the world is doomed.
World: Hey, folks. I’m dumed.
ben is a piece of banana.
Banana Ben: BANANA BANANA-NA-NA-NA-NA BANANA-NA BANA-NA-NA!
professor paradox was stuck in a time loop that made him a baby.
Baby Paradox: r u my mommy?
Hobble married Charmcaster.
Charmcaster: dis is awkward.
Azmuth started acting like a 4 year old jerk wid no life.
Julie: I married herve.
Kevin, holding the donut in his hand: I married this beautiful ring.
Aggregor: I married Elsa.
Ben 23, kissing a street light: I married this weird street light.
Vilgax: I married a shoe.
Rook: I married Perry the Platypus.
…AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
THE END, FOR REAL THIS TIME, DEAL WITH IT!